Woman: “I’m a million gazillion trillion billion percent sure than HE IS the father!”
Man: “I’m NOT yo’ baby daddy!”


Maury: “In the case of 2 month old Marqwayneesha, you are NOT the father!”



Woman: *runs backstage crying*



finger hug :)
Barbie having an orgy aha
“Play wit’ it. Rotate!” BGC 6 ♥
“When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room
Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room”